do you dare mock the son of a shepherd?

• Blackadder: It is said, Percy, that civilised man seeks out good and intelligent company, so that through learned discourse he may rise above the savage and closer to God.
• Percy: Yes, I've heard that.
• Blackadder: Personally, however, I like to start the day with a total dickhead to remind me I'm best.

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(via urbanehood)

Anonymous asked: so you're saying that you're not so good? it's okay, i like doing the work.

Unfortunately, seeing as you don’t have a face - and the appropriate hole(s) - I don’t think you’re able to do much that I’d be interested in.

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Anonymous asked: soooo, let's fuck? i like it rough.

Sorry, I’ve been told that I “make love like a woman”. In a good way. Maybe. Take it or leave it.

Anonymous asked: hmmm... i'll reveal everything to you.

I look forward to it, my grey-faced beauty.

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